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November 2, 2012 at 11:25am
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Rob Delaney: YOU DO THIS NOW. →

robdelaney:

OK, lots of “fun” news about Romney imploding in various ways and Obama polling better, but that isn’t why Obama will win. He’ll win because MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR HIM. The way you personally can ensure this happens is by using this tool: call.barackobama.com.

You can call people (registered…

October 15, 2012 at 3:59pm
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robdelaney:

FUN FACT for the 1% and job creators: The S&P 500 (often considered a proxy for the US economy) is up NINETY-ONE percent since Obama took office. 91%. That’s a lot. It’s, um, almost 100%. If you invested $100.00 on inauguration day, it’d be worth $191.00 today. If you’d invested a million, you’d have almost two million. It’d be what anyone, Warren Buffett or Mitt Romney included, would consider an excellent investment. If I were wealthy, I would say something like “Steady as she goes, Captain” to whomever was piloting the ship. 
The above is a screenshot I took a few minutes ago from Google Finance; it’s not from any candidate’s website. The little hand shows Inauguration Day, 2009.
Feel free to share this with a friend or elderly white man. 

robdelaney:

FUN FACT for the 1% and job creators: The S&P 500 (often considered a proxy for the US economy) is up NINETY-ONE percent since Obama took office. 91%. That’s a lot. It’s, um, almost 100%. If you invested $100.00 on inauguration day, it’d be worth $191.00 today. If you’d invested a million, you’d have almost two million. It’d be what anyone, Warren Buffett or Mitt Romney included, would consider an excellent investment. If I were wealthy, I would say something like “Steady as she goes, Captain” to whomever was piloting the ship. 

The above is a screenshot I took a few minutes ago from Google Finance; it’s not from any candidate’s website. The little hand shows Inauguration Day, 2009.

Feel free to share this with a friend or elderly white man. 

October 2, 2012 at 7:35am
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The PC is Over →

parislemon:

I’m glad that Jeff Atwood and I ultimately agree. Though I’m mildly insulted that he insists on calling me a journalist.

September 26, 2012 at 2:29pm
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The thing about fantasy—there are certain things you just don’t do in fantasy. You don’t have sex near unicorns. It’s an ironclad rule. It’s tacky.

— J. K. Rowling (via parislemon)

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September 3, 2012 at 9:27pm
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August 21, 2012 at 1:43pm
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